Female plumber needed. Guys pls scroll down.

[callmemaybe]

Hi ladies, am looking for a eligible lady. As long as you are a female and presentable, I WANT YOU! Age is not a problem. Of course, I would prefer single/divorcee as I do not want to ruin a family.

I maintain your pipe and you maintain mine, simple as that. No money involve. I wouldn't rule out the possibility of a relationship blossoming if our personality gets along well.

Of course, SUGARMUMMY is welcome to adopt me if she has the budget. I WILL NO charge a high maintence fee as I am purely sextisfying myself. Most of the money would go to buying gifts and sex toys to enhance our sex life.

WIKIPEDIA OF ME:

22 years old this year. 1.75m. Chinese. above average look. bespectacled. not in a relationship thus I can commit all my free time to you. Possessed a tool that bend down (can reach your G spot easily). Pussy fetish. Likes frenching, painting, BBBJ, deepthroat, painting, cowgirl and doggystyle.

Exchange pics @ [email protected]

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by callmemaybe

I maintain your pipe and you maintain mine, simple as that. No money involve. I wouldn't rule out the possibility of a relationship blossoming if our personality gets along well.

Whooooooaaaaaa..... I have some heard of some wierd fetishes, but this has to be the best.

dude.... you should advertise in newpaper la.... last month my pipes were choked up with food waste and some crusty flour (my attempt at baking).... should have called you. Ended up paying >$450 over a weekend to have some guy come in a clear it for me....

Daaaaamn.... and you would have cleared it for me?

yes i dun mind to reciprocate, but i dun have tools to clear a choke. Maybe i borrow and you teach me ok?

but regular maintenance is the solution? ok ok will bear this in mind. Thanks

............... why do i get the feeling i being a him-bo................

Somehow I REALLY doubt any girl here is gonna be reading you post and saying "ooohmigaawd.... a plumber..... just what i need".... but since you like DEEPTHROAT and painting im sure you will get bunch of guys!

Colourblinds

[cocobun]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Whooooooaaaaaa..... I have some heard of some wierd fetishes, but this has to be the best.

He watched too much 'plumber porn'..........

[Cuntworth]

Buay tahan such thread!!!! Just spice up my raining wednesday morning!!!!!

[Cysasqiag]

why u guys has to be so sarcastic of guys ad?

arent u all here for the same reason?

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by callmemaybe

Possessed a tool that bend down (can reach your G spot easily).

Basically means when you are doggy-ing the girl, it grinds against the g-spot. But when doing missionary, it feels more like your dick is digging at the large intestine and trying to induce bowel movement

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Whooooooaaaaaa..... I have some heard of some weird fetishes, but this has to be the best.

dude.... you should advertise in newpaper la.... last month my pipes were choked up with food waste and some crusty flour (my attempt at baking).... should have called you. Ended up paying >$450 over a weekend to have some guy come in a clear it for me....

Daaaaamn.... and you would have cleared it for me?

yes i dun mind to reciprocate, but i dun have tools to clear a choke. Maybe i borrow and you teach me ok?

but regular maintenance is the solution? ok ok will bear this in mind. Thanks

............... why do i get the feeling i being a him-bo................

Somehow I REALLY doubt any girl here is gonna be reading you post and saying "ooohmigaawd.... a plumber..... just what i need".... but since you like DEEPTHROAT and painting im sure you will get bunch of guys!

Colourblinds

I didn't say that


Colourblind f

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Basically means when you are doggy-ing the girl, it grinds against the g-spot. But when doing missionary, it feels more like your dick is digging at the large intestine and trying to induce bowel movement



I didn't say that


Colourblind f

Cannot imagine a orgasm of double discharge or half way moaning high high than shout wait wait need to go release crap.........

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

Cannot imagine a orgasm of double discharge or half way moaning high high than shout wait wait need to go release crap.........

Well. I almost did that. Once when we were swinging with a couple and the guy had that kind of dick. Oh well, i made sure we did doggy the whoooooooole time


Colourblind f

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

that kind of dick.

Colourblind f

This kind of dick is known as the "Andy Lau Nose Penis".

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

This kind of dick is known as the "Andy Lau Nose Penis".

Then got Jackie Chan nose?


Colourblind f

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Then got Jackie Chan nose?


Colourblind f

I am sure there are.

There are as many types of penises as there are noses.

For more references, pls refer to this link: http://phalliccymbals.wordpress.com/...nis-in-shades/

Have a nice day!

I have to go suck some Ang Moh Penis now.

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

I am sure there are.

There are as many types of penises as there are noses.

For more references, pls refer to this link: http://phalliccymbals.wordpress.com/...nis-in-shades/

Have a nice day!

I have to go suck some Ang Moh Penis now.

OKAY.


Colourblind f

[DegenerationX]

Originally Posted by Cysasqiag

why u guys has to be so sarcastic of guys ad?

arent u all here for the same reason?

Of cos we are sarcastic about this. Fyi, we dun come to SBF for this. We came here to find good commercial bonks or read juicy stories from bros. In case you still dun understand why are we being sarcastic, that's because SBF is a male dominated forum with 85% members male. Only brainless guys will come here to look for FB or sugar mummy.

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by Cysasqiag

why u guys has to be so sarcastic of guys ad?

arent u all here for the same reason?

I wasn't being sarcastic. But i guess my bf didn't like the song "Call Me Maybe" and developed a subconscious dislike towards TS.

Not to mention that the Colourblinds are here to look for swingers, not people to simply clean our pipes. I am sure i clean my man's pipes as best as i can. But still, here we are

Originally Posted by DegenerationX

Of cos we are sarcastic about this. Fyi, we dun come to SBF for this. We came here to find good commercial bonks or read juicy stories from bros. In case you still dun understand why are we being sarcastic, that's because SBF is a male dominated forum with 85% members male. Only brainless guys will come here to look for FB or sugar mummy.

Not brainless lah, it's more like Dick-Driven.


Colourblind f

[DegenerationX]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Not brainless lah, it's more like Dick-Driven.


Colourblind f

At least TS email is not bad, callmemaybe_wecanbehappy