Student Nurse (Jokes)

[Choon Peng]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
"I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t s - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?"


Please up my points if you can.

[Bangster]

Choon Peng ah Choon Peng....

why you so cute one?

[louis2002]

Originally Posted by Choon Peng

Please up my points if you can.

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My 2 cents worth.........

[t123]

PLs take down ur avatar, u make a mockery out of that. I guess that u are such a lonely soul whom needs friends, attention and respect. You may or may not know, these have to be earned not wasting the time or indirectly insult our existence here. GET IT!!!!!!

[charsiew]

Choon Peng, u poor boy...