Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

Tuesday working jokes...

[Regaxxa]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.*😝😜
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha like this one!!

[Southwinds]

Very good thread, thanks bros

[Online247]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Tuesday working jokes...

This is funny

[Hurricane88]

Now for some funny side
Math jokes and puns:

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to say!

4. Why was the math book depressed?

It had a lot of problems.

5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?

Because it is never right.

6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper?

They must be plotting something.

7. Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?

The odd couple (but 7 is in her prime).

9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?

A Roamin’ numeral.

10. Did you hear the one about the statistician?

Probably.

11. What do you call dudes who love math?

Algebros.

12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics.

But graphing is where I draw the line!

13. Why should you never talk to Pi?

Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common?

It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

15. Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

16. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher?

Use acute angle.

17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?

They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

18. How do you stay warm in any room?

Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

19. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight ( "ate") nine!

20. Why DID seven eat nine?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

21. Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point.

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[Hurricane88]

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[Online247]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Happy Wednesday

[bigbirdbird]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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[sammyboyimage]

555... Nice One Bro

[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Thanks for highlighting, now I know where to look for mask, cheers!

[bigbirdbird]

A feller and his new wife go on their honeymoon. He spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating her pussy.

The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, he starts to freak out. He screams, "Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!" The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?"

He yells, "There's a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the hell out of here!" The waiter apologizes up and down as he quickly takes the spaghetti away. His wife looks over at him, and shaking her head, she whispers, "What a hypocrite you are. You spent most of last night with your face full of hair."

He says, "Yeah? Well, how long do you think I'd have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?"

[baltimore]

Thanks guys for all the nice jokes.

[DBSTeller]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

A feller and his new wife go on their honeymoon. He spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating her pussy.

LOL very nice share bro

[Johnwalker]

Just for laugh

[Johnwalker]

Good day

[Hurricane88]

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