Tips & Tricks to get away from Wife/GF

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by Ah Q

Whatever the storyline, don't ever buy yourself and her ( CO i.e ) 3 G phones. Its just asking for trouble as she may insist that you send her a pic of your current whereabouts!

Even if not 3G, she can insist on a MMS with your pix.

[Looksee]

watever excuses do ensure tat there's 50% truth in it.......

eg. if going to ktv, say going to somewhere near there

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by Albertlsh

If you do not subscribe to cable T.V , tell her you are watching football at the coffee shop .The matches are on every Saturday and late Sunday so there is an excuse, besides all hotel do provide game coverage, if O.C call can turn on the volume of t.v to let hear the noisy background. But too bad if O.C is a football fan.

Interesting excuse as I do go to coffeeshops to watch some games even though I get cable at home. I tell her its the atmosphere.

Trouble is at the most watch 2 matches in a row only 4 hrs. Book nice hotel and use only 4 hours may be too expensive. Any reasonably nice hotel that has hourly bookings plus football channel to recommend? Not in GL area as bringing GF and not FB. No need hourly booking also fine as long as the walk-in rates not too ex... less than $200 incl tax. Important thing now is to have football channel.

Btw, if she wants to speak to my kakis, then how? Say all go toilet and never come back???

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by Looksee

watever excuses do ensure tat there's 50% truth in it.......

eg. if going to ktv, say going to somewhere near there

Wah liao... that means have to find a hotel near the coffeeshop I frequent.

But agree... must be near the vicinity in case OC calls to say that she'll be around the area. In that case, can drop everything and turn up there in time.

[Looksee]

Originally Posted by surfer888

Wah liao... that means have to find a hotel near the coffeeshop I frequent.

But agree... must be near the vicinity in case OC calls to say that she'll be around the area. In that case, can drop everything and turn up there in time.

also easlier to follow up if the extra ordinary happens....

eg. there's a fire, theft or accident within the vicinity....

imagine u claim to be in jurong but actually in pasi ris then there's a fire in jurong......

[mahalosux]

Originally Posted by Looksee

watever excuses do ensure tat there's 50% truth in it.......

eg. if going to ktv, say going to somewhere near there

but the smell of ciggarettes and alcohol u have on..will give away....

[tryying]

Pick up the bowling game. Damn good excuse for alley too noisy, phone ring cannot hear. Up to 2am for some alley, own time own target. You got 3 hours of "makan" outside n u better don't bath after bonk as u will be stink after bowl.

[Looksee]

Originally Posted by mahalosux

but the smell of ciggarettes and alcohol u have on..will give away....

helps if u drive.....wind down the windows all the way home.....take cab can also do the same.......take mrt then cannot liao.....

[Albertlsh]

Originally Posted by surfer888

Interesting excuse as I do go to coffeeshops to watch some games even though I get cable at home. I tell her its the atmosphere.

Trouble is at the most watch 2 matches in a row only 4 hrs. Book nice hotel and use only 4 hours may be too expensive. Any reasonably nice hotel that has hourly bookings plus football channel to recommend? Not in GL area as bringing GF and not FB. No need hourly booking also fine as long as the walk-in rates not too ex... less than $200 incl tax. Important thing now is to have football channel.

Btw, if she wants to speak to my kakis, then how? Say all go toilet and never come back???

Hotel 81 is all over Singapore, Balestier, Chinatown, Joo Chiat. or other buget hotel. Most hotel have football channel. 1st match start at 8.40 p.m
2nd match at 10 .55 pm , 3rd match start around 1.15a.m follow by Spanish anf Italian match. Should be enough time for u to bonk at least 2 round.

[mahalosux]

Originally Posted by Looksee

helps if u drive.....wind down the windows all the way home.....take cab can also do the same.......take mrt then cannot liao.....

no leh..the smell is still very strong... the pub, KTV, disco smell very heavy one...stick on the clothes...the next day..when CO wash clothes..ahhh..jialat liaoz...

[viceman]

Originally Posted by surfer888

Even if not 3G, she can insist on a MMS with your pix.

Heheeehee... That's why till now I still using phones without camera... OC asked me many times to upgrade my phone, coz got vouchers, but my excuses is always the same, "No lah. I rather buy for you... I always travel, not safe to carry good phones lah, later kanna rob or what hor, heart pain lah..."

Cheers!

VM

[just4fun]

Originally Posted by mahalosux

no leh..the smell is still very strong... the pub, KTV, disco smell very heavy one...stick on the clothes...the next day..when CO wash clothes..ahhh..jialat liaoz...

buy those giordano 3 for $20 tee-shirt and throw inside ur car... wear 1 and party and throw it away once done and wear back the same shirt....nice and hassle free....

if not...prepare 1 shirt for u friend...keep in his hse or car...(provided he got issue lah!!!) wear it and ask him to wash lor...

i think those babes in ktv dun give a damn what u wear right...anyway...u will be topless once party starts

[just4fun]

Originally Posted by viceman

Heheeehee... That's why till now I still using phones without camera... OC asked me many times to upgrade my phone, coz got vouchers, but my excuses is always the same, "No lah. I rather buy for you... I always travel, not safe to carry good phones lah, later kanna rob or what hor, heart pain lah..."

Cheers!

VM

if u hv watched this HK movie called 大丈夫2 whereby 陈小春 will prepare a life size picture of his company toilet wall.... just paste it anywhere and tell ur OC that u r in the loo lor if u OC wanted to 3G with u....

[mahalosux]

Originally Posted by just4fun

buy those giordano 3 for $20 tee-shirt and throw inside ur car... wear 1 and party and throw it away once done and wear back the same shirt....nice and hassle free....

if not...prepare 1 shirt for u friend...keep in his hse or car...(provided he got issue lah!!!) wear it and ask him to wash lor...

i think those babes in ktv dun give a damn what u wear right...anyway...u will be topless once party starts

i have try option 2 b4..when i was suppose to go for a hotel function at nite..was having a HH session with my colleagues and need to smell good and look good for the function...so hv to go to my colleague hse to change and shower...then happen this idea come into his mind..he say whenever go for HH..come to his hse to change and shower...but decide not to..to lay chek oredi...

[laodi123456789]

Originally Posted by surfer888

Now I'm afraid my wife would call my office when I'm on one of my false business trips.

u better not let her study ur passport.. she might see something wrong there too.