My Panyu Trip

[Faidenk]

Originally Posted by mahalosux

Is Pangyu at the outskirt of Guangzhou...

The last time i went there was jus a sleepy town.. din expect got so much action there..

But there serve cheap and good seafood...

Stationed at Shenyang, eh? I heard it is not far behind Hainan for mongering. Lots of long legged Northern maidens, ethnic Koreans and even Manchu's. I had on one occasion salvage the pride of us Hans by having my evil, muahahaha!, ways with a Manchurian damsel. Suffice to say, she moaned, groaned, writhed about in agony under my tortuous ministrations. Take this! you Manchu bitch, and that! And ooooh I'm commmmmmiiiinnnng!!!

[Faidenk]

That bout wore us out for the entire night and we woke at 8am. I had refused R’s offer for the service of his chauffeur to the Guangzhou Fair because he’d already done lots for us and it wouldn’t be nice to impose further. Moreover, as my princess would be coming along, it would be wise to be discrete.

We had a light breakfast at the hotel, then flagged a taxi to bring us to Guangzhou. At the infamous junction a hundred meters from the hotel, we were nearly rammed by another taxi. The traffic lights had been dismantled to facilitate the construction of a MRT station and it, according to the locals, was the venue for lots of accidents. Imagine a major X junction with no traffic lights. This is China.

Speaking of MRT, the people in LTA Singapore could do well to learn from Shanghai. One pre-paid card for all modes of transport – the maglev train (431kmh, people), MRT, buses as well as taxis. More services are being added, like utilities bills etc. Singapore squabbles about commissions. That’s A*Star scholars for you.

Come summer in the MRT trains are, in full plume and displayed in all its glory, one interesting thing you don’t see much of in this part of the world. Hairy armpits. Did you say the crowded and hot trains are bound to expose some construction workers’? Try office ladies, post-teenagers, middle-aged matrons, an occasional granny. Even when not clinging to the overhead sling handles, plumages are still seen peeping out from between arms and breasts.

Back to Guangzhou, the fair we wanted was held in a huge warehouse-like complex. I can’t imagine what it would be like in July or August when temperatures can hit the 40’s. We paid, us foreigner, RMB 150 each (I think) to get in while the princess had to go to the adjoining building, paid something like double the amount. After 3 hours of deliberate walking and collecting brochures, I was pooped. There were more traders and manufacturers, with the traders cleverly concealing the fact until pressed. That wasted a fair bit of our time and it was hell trying to get a taxi back to Punyi. We paid RMB100 to get there and RMB150 was demanded to get back. We tried to be gentlemanly and waited patiently in one spot while rampant queue-jumping took place around us until we decided to hell with it. All 3 of us were probably snoring by the time we reached Shijiao, and hour or so away.

That evening was our last night in Punyi. It was spent again in Carnival and everything was same old. The beauty contest had spilled over to this evening but for me, it had gotten stale. Had it not been for the boss, I would have called it an early night and bonked princess silly.

I had not mentioned her much but I like to add that she’s one very perceptive person. She knows when to, without having been asked, get us bottles of cold mineral water (she’d observed that’s what we mostly drank). After going through the first 10 exhibitors or so, she would point out the stalls I should visit, and she didn’t get even 1 wrong. And she like hell knew where my erogenous zones are. She’d be the type to peel prawns for her man. She’s soft-spoken, and always has a smile for you. She will make a good wife to some guy one day, lucky son-of-a-bitch.

We made love again that night, and again in the morning. The atmosphere had taken on a somber, poignant tone. Every move was deliberate, tender, unlike the night before, There was a lot more light kissing, fingertips touching fingertips. Both of us wanted the love-making to never stop and tried in vain to lengthen the inevitable. I believe she sobbed before she slept, her face turned away from me. I made no attempt to console her, what's the point?

She had made me promise to call her and I said I’ll try. She had asked if I’ll be with her again in the future and I said if it is fated. No point getting her hopes up.

After another tender round of love the next morning, we washed and before going down for breakfast, I slipped 2 big ones into her bag. She was brushing her lush shoulder length hair but put down the brush and hugged me tightly. Not a word. For a long long time, not wanting to let go. If it's not happening to me, I swear was watching a Taiwanese soap opera.

She didn’t join us for breakfast and I didn’t stop her. Best of luck to you, princess.

[Faidenk]

That bout wore us out for the entire night and we woke at 8am. I had refused R’s offer for the service of his chauffeur to the Guangzhou Fair because he’d already done lots for us and it wouldn’t be nice to impose further. Moreover, as my princess would be coming along, it would be wise to be discrete.

We had a light breakfast at the hotel, then flagged a taxi to bring us to Guangzhou. At the infamous junction a hundred meters from the hotel, we were nearly rammed by another taxi. The traffic lights had been dismantled to facilitate the construction of a MRT station and it, according to the locals, was the venue for lots of accidents. Imagine a major X junction with no traffic lights. This is China.

Speaking of MRT, the people in LTA Singapore could do well to learn from Shanghai. One pre-paid card for all modes of transport – the maglev train (431kmh, people), MRT, buses as well as taxis. More services are being added, like utilities bills etc. Singapore squabbles about commissions. That’s A*Star scholars for you.

Come summer in the MRT trains are, in full plume and displayed in all its glory, one interesting thing you don’t see much of in this part of the world. Hairy armpits. Did you say the crowded and hot trains are bound to expose some construction workers’? Try office ladies, post-teenagers, middle-aged matrons, an occasional granny. Even when not clinging to the overhead sling handles, plumages are still seen peeping out from between arms and breasts.

Back to Guangzhou, the fair we wanted was held in a huge warehouse-like complex. I can’t imagine what it would be like in July or August when temperatures can hit the 40’s. We paid, us foreigner, RMB 150 each (I think) to get in while the princess had to go to the adjoining building, paid something like double the amount. After 3 hours of deliberate walking and collecting brochures, I was pooped. There were more traders and manufacturers, with the traders cleverly concealing the fact until pressed. That wasted a fair bit of our time and it was hell trying to get a taxi back to Punyi. We paid RMB100 to get there and RMB150 was demanded to get back. We tried to be gentlemanly and waited patiently in one spot while rampant queue-jumping took place around us until we decided to hell with it. All 3 of us were probably snoring by the time we reached Shijiao, and hour or so away.

That evening was our last night in Punyi. It was spent again in Carnival and everything was same old. The beauty contest had spilled over to this evening but for me, it had gotten stale. Had it not been for the boss, I would have called it an early night and bonked princess silly.

I had not mentioned her much but I like to add that she’s one very perceptive person. She knows when to, without having been asked, get us bottles of cold mineral water (she’d observed that’s what we mostly drank). After going through the first 10 exhibitors or so, she would point out the stalls I should visit, and she didn’t get even 1 wrong. And she like hell knew where my erogenous zones are. She’d be the type to peel prawns for her man. She’s soft-spoken, and always has a smile for you. She will make a good wife to some guy one day, lucky son-of-a-bitch.

We made love again that night, and again in the morning. The atmosphere had taken on a somber, poignant tone. Every move was deliberate, tender, unlike the night before, There was a lot more light kissing, fingertips touching fingertips. Both of us wanted the love-making to never stop and tried in vain to lengthen the inevitable. I believe she sobbed before she slept, her face turned away from me. I made no attempt to console her, what's the point?

She had made me promise to call her and I said I’ll try. She had asked if I’ll be with her again in the future and I said if it is fated. No point getting her hopes up.

After another tender round of love the next morning, we washed and before going down for breakfast, I slipped 2 big ones into her bag. She was brushing her lush shoulder length hair but put down the brush and hugged me tightly. Not a word. For a long long time, not wanting to let go. If it's not happening to me, I swear was watching a Taiwanese soap opera.

She didn’t join us for breakfast and I didn’t stop her. Best of luck to you, princess.

[Faidenk]

Originally Posted by Ronaldo

You can change them for free gifts such as condoms and vibrators.. hehehe.. Just kidding.. Nothing I guess. some ego thing for the guys and gals infront of the monitor jamming their keyboard away.. like me..kekeke...

I've been thinking about what you said, the ego thing, and I realise you hit it right there on the nose. Why do we post if not for a little recognition for our little effort? So there, I've said it - I am a attention whore.

And that concludes the story of my trip and thank you for the little high you's have given me.

And could somebody tell me how to get rid of the double posting in #18?

[Faidenk]

Hi Ronaldo, just noticed you're stationed at Zhongshan. I wanted to visit the hot spring in Zhongshan the last trip but was pressed for time. Appreciate it if you have any info. I thought if would be a good idea to bring a mei2 there for a different sort of relaxation, you know, away from the usual KTV, MP scene.

I think imagine wallowing in mud (good for the skin), soaking in hot sulphur-rich water (good for don't know what), then having a nice afternoon spewing of the seeds. Damn! I feel a stirring of the loins.

[oakleyeug]

OMG Ronaldo is there a hot spring in ZS?? How come never bring me go before?

I will be visiting u on Tues if nothing goes wrong ok? Too caught up with work liao maybe we can try the hot spring in ZS hehe with mei2.....

[Ronaldo]

Originally Posted by Faidenk

Hi Ronaldo, just noticed you're stationed at Zhongshan. I wanted to visit the hot spring in Zhongshan the last trip but was pressed for time. Appreciate it if you have any info. I thought if would be a good idea to bring a mei2 there for a different sort of relaxation, you know, away from the usual KTV, MP scene.

I think imagine wallowing in mud (good for the skin), soaking in hot sulphur-rich water (good for don't know what), then having a nice afternoon spewing of the seeds. Damn! I feel a stirring of the loins.

R has a good friend here in ZS.. and he might be able to help you with the hot spring.. I am here for 2 years but other than my friendly neigbourhood sauna.. i have not been to any hotspring.. I heard one of my friend went there 3 years back to San Xiang.. the public hotspring.. they saw some shit floating on it.. But I cant confirm that...

Do come to ZS if you have time.. R should be interested if you ask him along.. Cant believe this small world.. Dont tell him you know me from this site... Paisehz lahz.. hehehe...

[Ronaldo]

Originally Posted by oakleyeug

OMG Ronaldo is there a hot spring in ZS?? How come never bring me go before?

I will be visiting u on Tues if nothing goes wrong ok? Too caught up with work liao maybe we can try the hot spring in ZS hehe with mei2.....

Even me have not been there b4 how to bring you? Anyway you swimming in the sea of love.. so why should you compromise? hehehehe...

Let me know in advance cos my schedule might change.. we are all busy arent we?

[Faidenk]

Originally Posted by Ronaldo

Do come to ZS if you have time.. R should be interested if you ask him along.. Cant believe this small world.. Dont tell him you know me from this site... Paisehz lahz.. hehehe...

Haiyah! This is one side of me i keep very private. Behind the monitor I can be whoever I want to be and indulge in my fantasies. And you find very often the person behind and in front of the screen can be very contrasting. You can rest assured I am as 'paisehz' as you are.... hehehe.

Shit on the water, sounds very Chinese Deep Purple... that's it, no hot spring, but I'll take you up on your words or perhaps we can have a drink together in Panyu, my shout.

[Ronaldo]

Originally Posted by Faidenk

Haiyah! This is one side of me i keep very private. Behind the monitor I can be whoever I want to be and indulge in my fantasies. And you find very often the person behind and in front of the screen can be very contrasting. You can rest assured I am as 'paisehz' as you are.... hehehe.

Shit on the water, sounds very Chinese Deep Purple... that's it, no hot spring, but I'll take you up on your words or perhaps we can have a drink together in Panyu, my shout.

You are based in Panyu? How interesting... Actually some of the other guys are meeting in CP today.. You can check the Events in Changping (which dick gave the thread such a name? hor oakleyeug hor?) Anyway.. if I am in Panyu, I will PM you.. But to me, Panyu is always just a transit place for me to get to Guangzhou but seemingly the ultimate destination is always Changping...Sigh..

Today will be a rest day and I will just relax in my home and catch up on some DVDs. For the hotspring, I would think Zhuhai will be a good choice...but quite expensive I heard..

Have a good weekend then...

[Faidenk]

No, I'm not based in Panyu, but commencing business with R give me all the excuses in the world to be there. I suspect deep down inside, I'm inclined to give him more projects just because he's there, hahaha.

From now until the end of the year, I'll be commuting between SG, Panyu and SHG and starting 06, will be based in Shanghai. In June, I'll probably be in PY 1st week and then Shg after that, to, don't laugh, take Chinese lessons. Business Chinese to be precise.

I'll PM you when the details are firm and like I said, the drinks on me in Panyu. Or if convenient, maybe make some kind of arrangment to meet the other sifu's in CP. My email's [email protected].

[Archiearch]

Dudes, anyone know what happened to the Mamakspecial forums on Delphi? I saw this thread there too, suddenly when i tried to log in, it's not there anymore.

[Faidenk]

Archiearch,
Been told by forum owner it's not going to be up again for reason's I've not been told. Pity, it's quite a friendly forum.

[Sinoview]

Originally Posted by Faidenk

I'll PM you when the details are firm and like I said, the drinks on me in Panyu. Or if convenient, maybe make some kind of arrangment to meet the other sifu's in CP. My email's [email protected].

Typing this post from Jaiyi in CP...

Ya...we occupied 11 rooms here tonight.....and more bros putting up elsewhere like Bro APSX, all the way from Swatow is in FH... Jaiyi hotel is fully booked...all 120 rooms... Hee...hee... Reason : Monday is a public holiday in HK thus long week.... not only hkeys but mnny expats wroking in HK are here or somewhere in other parts of Southern China.

Just picked up a 19 yrs old hubei sweedy from BBS in YL...... after one round now relaxing....Waiting for dinner than Amazon tonight....

Shit....but it's damm quiet here. Some are in the sauna in Red Lion, some who arrived late are still at the bbs..picking..... I sat here 1 hr liao...No one call me....Everybody is busy with their activities...

1830 dinner time.... By 1930, we must hit Amazon...to ensure "good" picks...

Wish me luck...tonight....

[Ronaldo]

Originally Posted by Faidenk

will be based in Shanghai. In June, I'll probably be in PY 1st week and then Shg after that, to, don't laugh, take Chinese lessons. Business Chinese to be precise.
[/email].

Hmm.. Chinese lessons? You not Chinese ha? Hehehe.. R can be very shrewd in doing business.. Look at how he got you... Hahaha.. Maybe next time the gurus here bring you to CP, your suppliers may be suddenly be from CP... We could very well be in a similar industry...

Chinese lessons easy lahz... Find a nice gf here who will spend time to teach you.. I am trying to learn Shanghainese... Business Chinese? Something like" How much? Overnight? Do you blow? " Hahahahaha...

See you around and drop me a call when you are in town...