(Undertable' Dairy) Swing & Making Valuable Friends

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by Sandunes

Yes i am serious........But gimme immunity lah, wait i kena sued.

Originally Posted by undertable

Waahahahah.. U ar!! U made me look stupid laughing to my com with my nephew beside me give the face!

My SWEET YOUNG THING,Must so gross mah? I was just hoping he will freaking go correct his mindset and move on loving his wife more than this..

But if he carry on taking his wife for granted, I guess i will support the "Hard Candy" on him.

Heheheheeee... Never fuck for one week liao leh.......... Buay Tahan!

He wont change. Unless he learns his lesson. And one day he will learn it.

Originally Posted by cataramp

Idea!! After blending, then dont let him drink, we stick a hose up his asshole, then pour the blended stuff into his ass!! And then we nail it shut.

That scene will be almost similar to a movie called The Human Centipede 2!!

Sorry i tend to be gross when i have hateful thoughts....


Colourblind f

[cataramp]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Yes i am serious........But gimme immunity lah, wait i kena sued.



Heheheheeee... Never fuck for one week liao leh.......... Buay Tahan!

He wont change. Unless he learns his lesson. And one day he will learn it.



Idea!! After blending, then dont let him drink, we stick a hose up his asshole, then pour the blended stuff into his ass!! And then we nail it shut.

That scene will be almost similar to a movie called The Human Centipede 2!!

Sorry i tend to be gross when i have hateful thoughts....


Colourblind f

wei wei wei, my pic is to say OUCH. not give u idea okay..

[cataramp]

thanks for the point Mac!

[cataramp]

you all got this kind of foreplay???

[str8up]

Bro dash

cannot, the dates u set nana n i cant make it. maybe thurs or fri. have to update u guys cos i have alot of meetings to attend this week and she has quite a number of cases to wrap up.

my dear cbf

dun worry la. next party we make sure u are there k. so long never see u n cbm liao, really miss his stories and your, erm, u noe wat lah. hehehehehe

oh and who told u i love being tied up. who ah. whahahahah

bro undertable

like i said before, there are such idiots around and tats y i told haoj and dash, nana n i now prefer to stick to respectable couples and tats definately includes u and ur wonderful wives.

miss lizzy

ermmmmm, dunnoe if u n mac wans or not, maybe just you, him, nana n me for a drink soon? tink mac noes our restrictions tat makes nana n i have very tight scheds, so if keen let us noe cos i still fantasizing and i sooooooo wana make it happen lor.

hehehehehe

bro haoj

STILL NOT BACK! U sure kena tied up liao.

[undertable]

Originally Posted by str8up

miss lizzy

ermmmmm, dunnoe if u n mac wans or not, maybe just you, him, nana n me for a drink soon? tink mac noes our restrictions tat makes nana n i have very tight scheds, so if keen let us noe cos i still fantasizing and i sooooooo wana make it happen lor.

hehehehehe

nahz its nv abt swinging onli... we can always meet up for drink and chit chat no prob ...

Mrs Undertable (Lizzy)

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by str8up

Bro dash

cannot, the dates u set nana n i cant make it. maybe thurs or fri. have to update u guys cos i have alot of meetings to attend this week and she has quite a number of cases to wrap up.

my dear cbf

dun worry la. next party we make sure u are there k. so long never see u n cbm liao, really miss his stories and your, erm, u noe wat lah. hehehehehe

oh and who told u i love being tied up. who ah. whahahahah

Wah, Thu and Fri not for the Colourblinds siaaaaaaaaa......

My, erm, what??? *act blur*


Colourblind f

[sincity2005]

bro Str8up...this thur maybe a bit tough for me. This Fri i will be chilling out with my friends to celebrate a belated Bday for 1 of them. After that around 10pm or 11pm onwards, we can catch up for drinks if you all are heading out too

Undertable & his Queens, CBM & CMF, how is your schedule like?

Still no sight of Haoj. but i think we will hear from him soon... dont despair.

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by sincity2005

bro Str8up...this thur maybe a bit tough for me. This Fri i will be chilling out with my friends to celebrate a belated Bday for 1 of them. After that around 10pm or 11pm onwards, we can catch up for drinks if you all are heading out too

Undertable & his Queens, CBM & CMF, how is your schedule like?

Still no sight of Haoj. but i think we will hear from him soon... dont despair.

Colourblinds wont be able to make it on Thursday and Friday, CBM not in town. CBF is a good SYT, so she will be a good girl and stay home


Colourblind f

[sexyhunk24]

Hi bro can I join u all for drink oso......lolx

[undertable]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Heheheheeee... Never fuck for one week liao leh.......... Buay Tahan!
Colourblind f

Lolx, CBM are u reading this??? She needa POKE!!

bro undertable

like i said before, there are such idiots around and tats y i told haoj and dash, nana n i now prefer to stick to respectable couples and tats definately includes u and ur wonderful wives.

Thanks bro, U guys fantastico . I am also thinking the same like u, I would love to hand my ger to someone i trust during swing.

miss lizzy

ermmmmm, dunnoe if u n mac wans or not, maybe just you, him, nana n me for a drink soon? tink mac noes our restrictions tat makes nana n i have very tight scheds, so if keen let us noe cos i still fantasizing and i sooooooo wana make it happen lor.

Lai lai Wan ,Super wan, Very wan, !If u guys are still rushing for your work, We put it to next week evening? Liz working hence earliest is around 7pm but for u guys we try even earlier if we can...

bro haoj

STILL NOT BACK! U sure kena tied up liao.

Sure kenna... How can we let him leave in one piece? At least with some rope markings beh!

Originally Posted by undertable

nahz its nv abt swinging onli... we can always meet up for drink and chit chat no prob ...

Mrs Undertable (Lizzy)

Sweet lets arrange bah, U will love them...

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Wah, Thu and Fri not for the Colourblinds siaaaaaaaaa......

My, erm, what??? *act blur*


Colourblind f

Bo pian who call ur MR Lovely Siobak isnt in town but fret not... We gonna make sure Colourblindx2 be there.. I think by the time we organize one CBM should be back already..

Originally Posted by sincity2005

Undertable & his Queens, CBM & CMF, how is your schedule like?

Still no sight of Haoj. but i think we will hear from him soon... dont despair.

we are okie.. Can flex around..

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Colourblinds wont be able to make it on Thursday and Friday, CBM not in town. CBF is a good SYT, so she will be a good girl and stay home
Colourblind f

SYT, This i one thing as a man i personally love most about u. The sense of reliability of a woman...Muacks!

[purepulp]

Originally Posted by undertable

nahz its nv abt swinging onli... we can always meet up for drink and chit chat no prob ...

Mrs Undertable (Lizzy)

I like this reply.

Further proof that 'swimmers' are regular people and have regular lives!

[haoj]

Wah,
back back seem like every one want to come back for mobilisation. But the other hand it like u all want to Wrap me up with the rope, I now abit sweating le. All rank pls report back to me in PT outfit. Rem to wear your track shoe. Haha. How many commando report back ar? I need to do head count. Where my PA undertable u never give me your namelist and straightup u never give me QC check list. DASH is the QC sec in charge. Oh No still got who? forgive me if i forget to name u.

[sincity2005]

Originally Posted by haoj

Wah,
back back seem like every one want to come back for mobilisation. But the other hand it like u all want to Wrap me up with the rope, I now abit sweating le. All rank pls report back to me in PT outfit. Rem to wear your track shoe. Haha. How many commando report back ar? I need to do head count. Where my PA undertable u never give me your namelist and straightup u never give me QC check list. DASH is the QC sec in charge. Oh No still got who? forgive me if i forget to name u.

Yes Sir!!! Brigadier General HaoJ

Lance Corporal Dash,,, here at your command. Ready to draw arms n assemble in full battle order & rubber poncho, in N+2 mobilization call-up.

awaiting for Lieutenant Str8up (Artillery Battalion) n Captain Undertable (Chief HQ) to roll-call n report strength to you, Sir.

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by undertable

Lolx, CBM are u reading this??? She needa POKE!!

Bo pian who call ur MR Lovely Siobak isnt in town but fret not... We gonna make sure Colourblindx2 be there.. I think by the time we organize one CBM should be back already..

SYT, This i one thing as a man i personally love most about u. The sense of reliability of a woman...Muacks!

No he's not reading............

My mr siobak will be gone for the weekend, back very soon!

Wah you love me huh? Any more love and you will be giving me lollipops everytime we meet!!

Originally Posted by purepulp

I like this reply.

Further proof that 'swimmers' are regular people and have regular lives!

When did we say that we are psychos?????? Choiiiiiiiiiii..........



Colourblind f