A GL joke to share!!!

[Johnston]

GF dont give u sex for free, only sex slave/FB give u sex for free. and even then is not TOTALLY free, usually u pay for the hotel.... Only the soft-rice eaters get it TOTALLY FREE.

You act smart with the OKT ah? U dont knw what is the meaning of the word die? do u like to see what happened if you drunk drunk want to touch the gal? U could try....

[Cheonging101]

Originally Posted by papamia

good try, but i prefer TS one.

Bro, I'm not trying to outdo anyone lah. Like I said, it really happened.

Anyway, these GL OKTs are one of the slimiest creatures in the world. If I have to show fear (or Gods forbid, respect) to them, I would rather bang my head against the pillar.

The more afraid of them you are, the more they want to eat you up. Of course, if you are not martially inclined then best to avoid them lar.

[Bangster]

WL: "要去吗?" (wanna go?)

You: "不然，你先去吧。。" (why don't you go first?)

WL: "??去哪儿?" (where to?)

You: "去哄赶啦!!!" (Go fly kite!!)

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Inside the room, if you wanna piss off a WL who understands hokkien..

Ask her..>>

You: "要拿吗?" (wanna take?)

WL: "????拿什么啊?" (what to take?)

You: "拿北吉拜!!!" (nabeh cheebai!!)


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[newbieboy]

join in the fun, something i thought of in the shower just now:

小姐小姐别生气，
今晚带你去八一，
你坐鸡鸡我做你，
你吃香蕉我吃屄！