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Spanker
06-08-2004, 02:26 PM
One joint,one girl.
I do not know the answer to this.Simply because you have booked a girl once or twice in the past from a particular joint,it is assumed that whenever you return to that joint,you will be wanting to take the same girl again.
As soon as you walk through the door,the ceweks will all be shouting 'Shirley,Shirley' or what ever.
A few moments later she will arrive,sit beside you,holding your hand.
How on earth ,after such a performance,do you say 'actually I wanted to take out a different cewek this time'.
One joint,one girl.
I do not know the answer to this.Simply because you have booked a girl once or twice in the past from a particular joint,it is assumed that whenever you return to that joint,you will be wanting to take the same girl again.
As soon as you walk through the door,the ceweks will all be shouting 'Shirley,Shirley' or what ever.
A few moments later she will arrive,sit beside you,holding your hand.
How on earth ,after such a performance,do you say 'actually I wanted to take out a different cewek this time'.
Tell her that you will not be booking her today...
then call mummy and pick another...
unless :D
One joint,one girl.
I do not know the answer to this.Simply because you have booked a girl once or twice in the past from a particular joint,it is assumed that whenever you return to that joint,you will be wanting to take the same girl again.
As soon as you walk through the door,the ceweks will all be shouting 'Shirley,Shirley' or what ever.
A few moments later she will arrive,sit beside you,holding your hand.
How on earth ,after such a performance,do you say 'actually I wanted to take out a different cewek this time'.
Thats becos you are a good/popular customer ....
solution = go to a different joint :D
How on earth do you say 'actually I wanted to take out a different cewek this time'.
Juz tell the gal: "Sayang, wa mau cari cewek lain ..."
;)
Juz tell the gal: "Sayang, wa mau cari cewek lain ..."
;)
yeah cari lain...jangan hari hari makan nasi ayam... :D
yeah cari lain...jangan hari hari makan nasi ayam... :D
nasi is a daily stable, must eat 1
so "mau makan nasi tanpa ayam' :D
nasi is a daily stable, must eat 1
so "mau makan nasi tanpa ayam' :D
nasi bebek pun jadi mah.... :D
nasi bebek pun jadi mah.... :D
bebek? sana punya tak enak leh ..... lu bawa ke sana hor :rolleyes:
Batam Man
06-08-2004, 03:52 PM
Tell the cewek you are going for something new.
And if she dare show you faces or even KPKB, ask her this...
Hey I booking or you booking, if you booking you pay, you tok.
But if I'm booking I pay and I tok.
Kao Tim ;)
Tell the cewek you are going for something new.
And if she dare show you faces or even KPKB, ask her this...
Hey I booking or you booking, if you booking you pay, you tok.
But if I'm booking I pay and I tok.
Kao Tim ;)
swee... straight to the point :D
Tell the cewek you are going for something new.
And if she dare show you faces or even KPKB, ask her this...
Hey I booking or you booking, if you booking you pay, you tok.
But if I'm booking I pay and I tok.
Kao Tim ;)
cewek: "Abang, wa apa salah?"
:D
nasi is a daily stable, must eat 1
so "mau makan nasi tanpa ayam' :D
soli, should be staple ... :D
Batam Man
06-08-2004, 04:41 PM
cewek: "Abang, wa apa salah?"
:D
Abang: "Lu tak salah, wa yang salah"
Cewek: "salah apa?"
Abang: "salah wa tak suka lu lagi"
Cewek "ahhhh, abang jahat!!!"
Abang: "ok wa jahat, lu jangan sama wa lo, ok pergi pergi..."
cewek now very tu lan and moved away liao.....
Abang: " MAMI!!!, lai lai lai, hoi lu ada cewek baru tak, mau service bagus punya?"
Mami: "ada ada, numbor 21, 25, 16, semua baru datang 1 mingu..., hey 16 service cin ho lo, mau tak abang?"
Abang: "ok mau lah, berapa? wa tak pakai taxi lo..."
Mami: "tak ada taxi hah? Rp.220 lah"
mami shouting at the top of her voice: "AH-NAM-BLAS ambil tas...!!!"
KAO TIM again :D
Batam Man
06-08-2004, 04:41 PM
swee... straight to the point :D
Aberthen? :rolleyes:
Abang: "Lu tak salah, wa yang salah"
Cewek: "salah apa?"
Abang: "salah wa tak suka lu lagi"
Cewek "ahhhh, abang jahat!!!"
Abang: "ok wa jahat, lu jangan sama wa lo, ok pergi pergi..."
cewek now very tu lan and moved away liao.....
Abang: " MAMI!!!, lai lai lai, hoi lu ada cewek baru tak, mau service bagus punya?"
Mami: "ada ada, numbor 21, 25, 16, semua baru datang 1 mingu..., hey 16 service cin ho lo, mau tak abang?"
Abang: "ok mau lah, berapa? wa tak pakai taxi lo..."
Mami: "tak ada taxi hah? Rp.220 lah"
mami shouting at the top of her voice: "AH-NAM-BLAS ambil tas...!!!"
KAO TIM again :D
hello, this joint your ancestor open 1 huh? so cheap ... :D
Batam Man
06-08-2004, 04:48 PM
hello, this joint your ancestor open 1 huh? so cheap ... :D
CB, short of a K lah, why you sooo blur wan huh? :rolleyes:
Abang: "Lu tak salah, wa yang salah"
Cewek: "salah apa?"
Abang: "salah wa tak suka lu lagi"
Cewek "ahhhh, abang jahat!!!"
Abang: "ok wa jahat, lu jangan sama wa lo, ok pergi pergi..."
cewek now very tu lan and moved away liao.....
Abang: " MAMI!!!, lai lai lai, hoi lu ada cewek baru tak, mau service bagus punya?"
Mami: "ada ada, numbor 21, 25, 16, semua baru datang 1 mingu..., hey 16 service cin ho lo, mau tak abang?"
Abang: "ok mau lah, berapa? wa tak pakai taxi lo..."
Mami: "tak ada taxi hah? Rp.220 lah"
mami shouting at the top of her voice: "AH-NAM-BLAS ambil tas...!!!"
KAO TIM again
wah lan eh... bo kar detail liao hahahahah :eek: :D
CB, short of a K lah, why you sooo blur wan huh? :rolleyes:
eh CB short of a K is what huh?? :D
Batam Man
06-08-2004, 04:52 PM
wah lan eh... bo kar detail liao hahahahah :eek:
Like that post kao bo, ho bo? :p
Abang: "Lu tak salah, wa yang salah"
Cewek: "salah apa?"
Abang: "salah wa tak suka lu lagi"
Cewek "ahhhh, abang jahat!!!"
Abang: "ok wa jahat, lu jangan sama wa lo, ok pergi pergi..."
cewek now very tu lan and moved away liao.....
Abang: " MAMI!!!, lai lai lai, hoi lu ada cewek baru tak, mau service bagus punya?"
Mami: "ada ada, numbor 21, 25, 16, semua baru datang 1 mingu..., hey 16 service cin ho lo, mau tak abang?"
Abang: "ok mau lah, berapa? wa tak pakai taxi lo..."
Mami: "tak ada taxi hah? Rp.220 lah"
mami shouting at the top of her voice: "AH-NAM-BLAS ambil tas...!!!"
KAO TIM again :D
Part II .... inside the hotel
Cewek #16: "abang, kenapa tadi lu tak boking itu cewek?"
Abang: "jangan tanya banyak, nanti wa complain ke lu punya mami!"
:o
Batam Man
06-08-2004, 04:56 PM
eh CB short of a K is what huh?? :D
For your case or question, it's short of a Y :D
Batam Man
06-08-2004, 05:09 PM
Part II .... inside the hotel
Cewek #16: "abang, kenapa tadi lu tak boking itu cewek?"
Abang: "jangan tanya banyak, nanti wa complain ke lu punya mami!"
:o
Only people like your type will do that = complaint, complaint n complaint :rolleyes:
CB, short of a K lah, why you sooo blur wan huh? :rolleyes:
CBK = Chee Bye kang ... short of K = CB w/o Kang :rolleyes:
Only people like your type will do that = complaint, complaint n complaint :rolleyes:
mai blurr lah .... I take FL, complain to who har? the Mayor har? :D the most I complain to you only mah ...
Batam Man
06-08-2004, 05:18 PM
mai blurr lah .... I take FL, complain to who har? the Mayor har? :D the most I complain to you only mah ...
KNN you tok about that cewek #16 mah...
mai blur lah, lau UNCLE :rolleyes:
-Potato-
06-08-2004, 08:42 PM
Part II .... inside the hotel
Cewek #16: "abang, kenapa tadi lu tak boking itu cewek?"
Abang: "jangan tanya banyak, nanti wa complain ke lu punya mami!"
:o
hahaha,,sibeh ho chiu :D
toothbrush
07-08-2004, 03:48 PM
One joint,one girl.
I do not know the answer to this.Simply because you have booked a girl once or twice in the past from a particular joint,it is assumed that whenever you return to that joint,you will be wanting to take the same girl again.
As soon as you walk through the door,the ceweks will all be shouting 'Shirley,Shirley' or what ever.
A few moments later she will arrive,sit beside you,holding your hand.
How on earth ,after such a performance,do you say 'actually I wanted to take out a different cewek this time'.
It apply almost every regardless in Batam,Thailand, Jb or even in our GL
Once u have "impress" the gal, she will make as one of her fav customer and next time if u revisit again she will try to stick to u
hahaha,,sibeh ho chiu :D
thanks for 'appreciating' my sick jokes ya :D
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